Welcome, stranger, to the Arcane Library! Here you will find all the arcane tomes and books of forbidden magic you could possibly desire, available to borrow whenever you wish!
For all you non-wizards out there who are accessing this blog through the internet rather than the aether, fear not. There should still be at least some entertainment in our custodian’s rambling and not-entirely-fair reviews of your primitive mortal fiction. Scrubs…
Whatever your reason for visiting, we hope that you enjoy our services.
– Grand Architect Thranwhizzle the Incandescent
The Arcane Library 