Armageddon Outta Here, by Derek Landy. A collection of short stories and novellas from the world of Skulduggery Pleasant.
I think the last collection review went okay, so here we go again! First, I’ll give a quick overview of the series, and then I’ll dive into the individual reviews.
The Skulduggery Pleasant series is set in Ireland, and focuses on the adventures of Stephanie Edgley, and her immersion in the world of magic. They also focus on Skulduggery Pleasant, the Skeleton Detective. They Fight Crime. Things escalate rather quickly from there, of course, but that’s not important for the purposes of this review. Suffice to say that the world is often at stake, and that the series gets much darker as it goes on. Fun times, and genuine tension!
Because it’s important to me, I’ll also say that the rules of magic are fairly clear-cut in this series. I mean, it’s apparently possible to specialise in anything (from laser eyes, to mind reading, to sword fighting), but the process of using magic is described whenever a viewpoint character does it.
There’s a timeline at the start of the book, listing its contents, the main series, and The Maleficent Seven (bad-guy focus, very good), which would make reading the whole thing in order both straightforward and something I might do at some point. Anyway, let’s get on to the contents!
Across a Dark Plain – A western. I was very impressed that Landy was able to write a story in the style of an old western while still keeping the humorous tones which fill the series. This one also explains the animosity between two characters later in the series. Pretty good.
The Horror Writers’ Halloween Ball – Gordon Edgley tries to have fun at a party, and things go south from there. Entertaining, and we get to see more of a character with not nearly enough screentime in the series (what with being murdered before the start of book one). Probably the lightest story in the collection.
The Lost Art of World Domination – The other contender for the lightest story in the collection. The protagonists accidentally wind up captured by a villain bent on world domination while trying to capture someone completely unrelated. Not complex, but funny.
Gold, Babies, and the Brothers Muldoon – Rescuing babies from monsters! Heroic stuff! Also raises the question of why non-magical people in the setting are called “mortals”, when nobody is really immortal. This question is never answered. Has its moments, but nothing special by the standards of the series.
The Slightly Ignominious End to the Legend of Black Annis – Not much to say here, really. It fills in a gap in the series, where we were told something happened but weren’t shown.
Friday Night Fights – Fills in the major missing link of how two characters meet between books three and four, and does it in style. Has enough tension that you don’t know how it’s going to end until it does. Very good.
Death and Texas – One of the bad guys plays hero while his magic is crippled. It’s actually… really, really cool. I think this might be my favourite in the collection.
Myosotis Terra – The titular character’s power is to be immediately forgotten as soon as she can’t be seen, which is both awesome and incredibly lonely. The story is pretty good, but mostly it just made me want to see more of Myosotis in the series.
The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous – Trying to solve the mystery of how a man was hit by a train in his own living room. That’s all that really needs to be said about this one. Pretty funny.
Just Another Friday Night – Minor characters trying to solve a zombie problem in Australia. Gives a nice perspective on what it’s like to be the minor characters left in the dark by the protagonists.
The End of the World – The first of two novellas in the collection, this story covers the resolution of a minor crisis (i.e. the end of the world) from the perspective of a new character tagging along with Skulduggery and Valkyrie. Plenty of threat, fighting and plot twists! Most exciting!
Trick or Treat – Bad guys interrogating a psychic on Halloween. Ends poorly for everyone except the kids who come around trick-or-treating. Pretty funny, in a gruesome kind of way.
Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon – A departure from the usual in the setting, this novella focuses on spooky supernatural events purely from the perspective of a normal human being. It’s so different from the usual I forgot that it was part of this series. That’s not to say that it’s bad, just different. It takes on more of a horror style than usual, with the protagonist not having superpowers of any kind. Very well done indeed.
Theatre of Shadows – A serial killer, mysterious ghost, and parallel dimension. What could possibly go wrong? Short and straightforward, but doesn’t really come to a conclusion.
Eyes of the Beholder – Billy-Ray Sanguine looks for an engagement present for his fiancee, murders a bunch of people, and finds a terrifying gift. I wasn’t that keen on Billy-Ray when he first showed up, but as the series has progressed he’s had more characterisation and really grown on me as a character and a villain. This tale gives a little of his backstory in addition to the murder, which is nice.
The Button – Preventing the apocalypse, from the perspective of the man who’s going to unleash it. This story manages to capture the mind of someone on the edge of insanity very well, and ends with a thoroughly unexpected twist. Good, overall.
And that’s the lot. Phew. Overall, I’m fond of this collection. If I seemed a little ambivalent or repetitive it’s because I’m not sure that all of the stories add anything to the overall series. It doesn’t stop them being good reads, just from sticking in my mind the way that “Death and Texas” and “Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon” did.
This series is absolutely worth a read. I started with book two (thinking it was the first), then went back to the first and read them in order. Definitely start at the beginning, since characters don’t tend to get introduced in as much detail in subsequent appearances. Also, since the series is very much in Anyone Can Die territory (unusual for a children’s series), there are major spoilers later on. If you’re unsure, the first book stands alone pretty well, and the first three make up a pretty much complete story arc. Give them a shot.
Next up, an actual wizard! Really!